Soros­ti­tute #1: Oooh, a South­ern boy!
Soros­ti­tute #2: Yeah, it’s just some­thing about that South­ern gen­i­talia that makes him so sexy. Wait, ‘gen­i­talia’? Is that the right word? Well, you know — that smooth South­ern thing.

James Madi­son Uni­ver­si­ty
Har­rison­burg, Vir­ginia