Girl: I hate geese.
Guy: Be­cause they’re Cana­di­an?
Girl: No, the fat white ones. I hate them be­cause they’re fat. And greedy.
Guy: Yeah, what’s up with that? They al­ways run right up to you if you have bread.
Girl: And they to­tal­ly ha­rass the ducks, man!
Guy: Yeah, what the fuck?! Stu­pid geese. Fuck that shit, man. Fuck that shit.
Girl: Yeah!