Lazy girl: So, I told my mom that you and I were go­ing to take ten­nis lessons to­geth­er in the sum­mer.
Work­out friend: Oh, yeah? What did she say?
Lazy girl: She just laughed at me.
Work­out friend: Why?
Lazy friend: She said I was too slow, un­co­or­di­nat­ed, and she did­n’t out­right say it, but I’m sure she thinks I’m mild­ly re­tard­ed.

Ot­tawa, On­tario
Cana­dia

Over­heard by: A mild case of the ADD