Soror­i­ty chick #1: Hey, you know there’s Bible study in my room at eight tonight?
Soror­i­ty chick #2: Hm­mm, eight? Okay, I guess I can come.
Soror­i­ty chick #1: And then we can go get wast­ed!

Ladies’ lock­er room, Uni­ver­si­ty of Ten­nessee
Knoxville, Ten­nessee

Over­heard by: New York­er