Prep­py guy: You’re such a bitch, Alexan­dra.
Alexan­dra: Thanks?
Prep­py guy: No, in a good way.
Alexan­dra: How can you be a bitch in a good way?
Prep­py guy: You’re the kind of bitch that makes me wish I was gay so we could sit at an out­side cafe and make fun of peo­ple’s out­fits when they walk by.

Star­bucks, New­bury Street
Boston, Mass­a­chu­setts

Over­heard by: i want to, too!