Woman with two tod­dlers, or­der­ing cake: I need a P‑E-N-I‑S cake…
Man­ag­er, walk­ing in, glee­ful­ly obliv­i­ous: Ohhh, a pe­nis cake! We can put fake hair on it. Last time, we had fake se­men shoot­ing out…

Hunt­ing­ton, Cal­i­for­nia