Hot­tie: Here ya go — put this in your man-purse for me, please.
In­die boyfriend, in­dig­nant­ly: It’s not a man-purse! It’s a med­ical evac bag!
Hot­tie: Okay. You got any ban­dages or ster­ile al­co­hol in there?
In­die boyfriend: … No.
Hot­tie: Yeah, right — it’s a man-purse. [Guy sul­len­ly puts item in bag.]

Tar­get, Saint Matthews
Louisville, Ken­tucky