Yup­pie teen girl #1: I’m sooo glad it did­n’t hap­pen when those boys were look­ing at the restau­rant!
Yup­pie teen girl #2: Your face is to­tal­ly like a tar­get for their… like… stuff.

Ho­tel el­e­va­tor
South Car­oli­na

Over­heard by: wtf are you talk­ing about?