Sem­i­nary stu­dent: I al­ways want­ed to just write down a se­ries of num­bers and let­ters on the birth cer­tifi­cate, and then lat­er tell my kid they were a ro­bot. It’d be awe­some be­cause you’d have the re­al, orig­i­nal birth cer­tifi­cate to prove it — to prove that they were a ro­bot…

Prince­ton, New Jer­sey
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