Col­lege girl #1: So I met up with Je­re­my last night.
Col­lege girl #2: Ah, the one with the small pe­nis. Wait… No, Adam has the small dick. Je­re­my’s the bad kiss­er, right?
Col­lege girl #1: To be fair, they’re both bad kissers. But yeah, Adam’s the one with the small dick.

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