Amer­i­can con­struc­tion work­er: See, you es­caped com­mu­nism. All I ever did was join the dis­co de­mo­li­tion night at Comisky park.
Pol­ish con­struc­tion work­er: I did­n’t es­cape com­mu­nism, I got kicked out. Big dif­fer­ence.

Chica­go, Illi­nois