Guy #1, af­ter British tourists leave el­e­va­tor: Stu­pid British bitch­es.
Guy #2: Wow, you hate Brits?
Guy #1: You know it.
Guy #2: But Mag­gie is British, and you like her.
Guy #1: Yeah, well, that’s be­cause Mag­gie is a tran­ny.

Ho­tel Whit­comb
San Fran­cis­co, Cal­i­for­nia

Over­heard by: Adam