Girl, wear­ing leather pants and high heels, push­ing a cart con­tain­ing D bat­ter­ies, duct tape, and huge bag of rice, on cell: I don’t know why he’s so smug, I told him what I would do to him if I caught him again. [pause] Okay, well I’ve al­most got every­thing I need, I’ll be right over.

Wal-Mart
Lufkin, Texas

Over­heard by: wtf?