Mom: Did you hear that Har­ry Lee died?
20-some­thing daugh­ter: Yea, and Sylvester Stal­lone came to the fu­ner­al, I thought that was odd.
Pre­vi­ous­ly un­in­ter­est­ed dad: In­ter­est­ing fact about Sylvester Stal­lone- he has a pe­nial im­plant.

Ba­ton Rouge, Louisiana