Young mom, look­ing dis­gust­ed at a pa­parazzi pho­to of Pamela An­der­son: That’s dis­gust­ing.
Four-year-old son: What?
Young mom: Hon­ey, what’s wrong with this pic­ture?
Four-year-old son: I can see her pe­nis.

Bowl­ing Al­ley
In­di­ana

Over­heard by: Aunt Obliv­i­ous