Thug #1: Why the hell are you go­ing all the way to back of the train car? Why don’t we sit in the front like that Martha Stew­art woman?
Thug #2: What the fuck are you talk­ing about Martha Stew­art?
Thug #1: You know, she stood up for her­self on the bus? Wait, who was that? Not Martha Stew­art?

Or­ange Line at Down­town Cross­ing
Boston, Mass­a­chu­setts

Over­heard by: drunk­bi­girls