Gamer dude: … and the game comes with like, re­al guns.
Wannabe goth chick: They’re ac­tu­al guns?
Gamer dude: Well like, re­al mod­els. And it comes with this mir­ror that lets you see your­self and like, shows what you look like if you get shot in the face.
Wannabe goth chick: That’s nice. That’s not some­thing you would nor­mal­ly get to see if you got shot in the face.

Birm­ing­ham, Al­aba­ma

Over­heard by: Kit­ty-Jack