Guy: But I hate wear­ing con­doms! I can’t feel any­thing. I might as well put my dick in a ce­re­al box.
Girl: I think my vagi­na is a bit dif­fer­ent from a ce­re­al box.
Dude, ex­cit­ed­ly: If your vagi­na had ce­re­al in it, I’d eat you out all the time!

David­son, North Car­oli­na