Goa­teed gen­tle­man: I tried to teach her that cer­tain words for things were dif­fer­ent, like that tooth­paste was ac­tu­al­ly “poop,” but I think I wait­ed un­til she was a bit too old.

Mars Vol­ta Con­cert, Rams Head Live
Bal­ti­more, Mary­land

Over­heard by: Greeg