Frat boy #1: … And it just came out on her thigh. He did­n’t even get it in. Just wound up on her thigh.
Frat boy #2, mum­bling: Dude! I hate when that hap­pens.
Frat boy #1: What?!
Frat boy #2: I said I ate some chick­en.

Uni­ver­si­ty of Al­aba­ma, Al­aba­ma

Over­heard by: CB