[Two 18-year-old girls are brows­ing a ta­ble full of ran­dom items for sale at a Chris­t­ian thrift store at a lo­cal church.]Girl #1: This can­dle hold­er would prob­a­bly feel great in­side my pussy.
Girl #2, bare­ly star­tled: Ha­ha. Yeah.
Girl #1: Ooh, this shirt is nice!

Gothen­burg
Swe­den

Over­heard by: Don­ny Boots