Girl: Jazmin*, what was you do­ing in the bath­room?
Jazmin: Oh, you know…
Boy across the hall: She was tak­ing a dump!
Jazmin: Yup! That’s what we do all day, every day.

Pub­lic High School
Philadel­phia, Penn­syl­va­nia

Over­heard by: an­drom­e­da