Five-year boy in front of a door: (fran­ti­cal­ly) Which one? I have to go!
Ex­as­per­at­ed moth­er: The men’s room.
Lit­tle boy: Which one?!
Moth­er: That one (points) and that’s why you need to learn to read.

Barnes & No­ble
Cary, North Car­oli­na