Pro­fes­sion­al­ly dressed Asian girl (in a low voice): I can’t be­lieve you showed that girl your pubes, man!
Short, pudgy Asian guy (in a low in­dig­nant voice): Well *I* can’t be­lieve you showed her your in­nie nip­ple!

El­e­va­tor, Mont­gomery Street
San Fran­cis­co, Cal­i­for­nia

Over­heard by: Mc­Nasty