Very ob­nox­ious drunk man to long-suf­fer­ing wait­ress: Hey, what’s your name, any­way?
Wait­ress (cold­ly): Melis­sa.
Drunk man (soft­ly): Awww, my daugh­ter’s name is Melis­sa.
Wait­ress: Well, I’m sor­ry to be the one to tell you this, but we usu­al­ly turn out slut­ty.

Bar
Los An­ge­les, Cal­i­for­nia