Seem­ing­ly not-crazy la­dy on el­e­va­tor: Have you seen any aliens to­day?
Man: Not yet, but it’s still pret­ty ear­ly.
Seem­ing­ly not-crazy la­dy: I hope I don’t see any; I don’t have any spit.

Fox Plaza
San Fran­cis­co, Cal­i­for­nia

Over­heard by: Us­es spit for lube