Girl­friend: I think my butt has got­ten big­ger.
Boyfriend: If that’s true, hal­lelu­jah. I love big booties.
Girl­friend: David*, this is se­ri­ous! I think I have been do­ing so many squats that my butt has lift­ed and risen… like bread.

Toron­to
Cana­dia

Over­heard by: Mo­Mo