Girl #1: I’m all freaked out now! I bet you she’s preg­nant! My sis­ter’s preg­nant!
Girl #2: I’m sure she’s not preg­nant, you’re as­sum­ing the worst.
Girl #1: Oh my god! What if she has tes­ti­cle can­cer?!

Ade­laide
Aus­tralia

Over­heard by: mon­key