Skater guy: I’m not into the unibutt.
Friend: The what?
Skater guy: You know, it’s like a unibrow, except a butt.
Friend: What are you talking about?
Skater guy: I am just giving my commentary on how style has affected my life.

http://eavesdropdc.blogspot.com/2008/05/i‑need-something-that-accentuates-crack.html

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