Guy: You know what’s ac­tu­al­ly re­al­ly good? Co­coa Puffs and ba­con!
Chick: (blank stare)
Guy: Once I had them both and I ate one bite of Co­coa Puffs and one bite of ba­con and they mixed in my mouth and it was good!
Chick: You make me want to vom­it.

Har­ris Teeter
Bris­tow, Vir­ginia