Girl: Who are you dat­ing now?
Guy: I don’t know if you’d call it dat­ing, but I met a strip­per that comes over around mid­night, gets me high, sucks my dick, we fuck, I fall asleep and when I wake up, she’s gone.
Ran­dom eaves­drop­per: Dude, mar­ry that bitch!

Open Bar
San Diego, Cal­i­for­nia