Stu­dent: Hi pro­fes­sor, we need some help with our re­gres­sions.
Pro­fes­sor, cut­ting her off: Enough about you. I got a new dog yes­ter­day, look I have a pic­ture!
Stu­dent: Uhh… He’s cute?

Welles­ley, Mass­a­chu­setts