Pro­fes­sor: All the cra­zies kept mov­ing from the East Coast to the west un­til they hit Cal­i­for­nia. Some moved back to Ok­la­homa, but the rest of us just hope there’s an earth­quake and Cal­i­for­nia floats off in­to the Mediter­ranean to be­come a home­land for Pales­tini­ans.

Car­roll Col­lege
Wauke­sha, Wis­con­sin

Over­heard by: Abbey