Blonde in jack­et: I know this guy that to­tal­ly dis­em­bow­eled a bomb us­ing on­ly a tooth­pick.
De­mean­ing guy friend: “Dis­em­bow­eled”?
Blonde in jack­et: With noth­ing but a tooth­pick! Is­n’t that in­cred­i­ble?

Den­ny’s
St. Louis, Mis­souri

Over­heard by: Gabe