Young preg­nant moth­er, grate­ful­ly ac­cept­ing seat on crowd­ed tram: Come over here and sit with mum­my, Adam.
Four-year-old: Noooooooooo.
Moth­er: C’­mon, Adam, come sit with mum­my.
Four-year-old: Noooooooo (but slinks over and sits down any­way)
Moth­er: Bet­ter?
Four-year-old: You’ve ru­ined my life, mom.
Moth­er: Yes, hon­ey, I know.

Mel­bourne
Aus­tralia

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