(wom­en’s re­stroom, a man in a San­ta suit en­ters)
Drunk woman: Hey, you’re not a boy!
Re­stroom at­ten­dant: You mean he’s not a girl.
Drunk woman: Yeah, you’re not a girl!
Drunk San­ta: Ho ho ho, ladies! I just want­ed to see what you want­ed for Christ­mas!
Drunk woman: Huh?
Re­stroom at­ten­dant: I want mon­ey, ha­ha!
Drunk San­ta: Then cross your labia, ladies, and mer­ry Christ­mas!
(he leaves)
Drunk woman: Wait, what?

Chica­go, Illi­nois

Over­heard by: Eliz­a­beth