Stu­dent to col­lege sec­re­tary: Have any pep­per­mints?
Re­cep­tion­ist: As in can­dy?
Stu­dent: Yeah. Pep­per­mints.
Re­cep­tion­ist: Um, no?
Stu­dent: What kind of a dumb-ass school does­n’t have pep­per­mints?!?

Uni­ver­si­ty for Women
Mis­sis­sip­pi

Over­heard by: Megan S.