(dur­ing a film in a movie the­ater)
Girl #1 (whis­per­ing): Ow, some­thing’s itch­ing me–I think there’s some­thing in my bra. (gasps) Oh my god!
Girl #2: What is it!?
Girl #1: I just found a con­dom in my bra and I think it was from last night but I don’t re­mem­ber putting it there!

On­tario
Cana­dia