Cus­tomer hav­ing lunch: Can I smoke at this ta­ble?
Wait­ress: Hon­ey, you’re in Neva­da. You can smoke, gam­ble, drink, screw and cuss. Just don’t kill no­body!

Buck­et of Blood Sa­loon
Vir­gina City, Neva­da

Over­heard by: Philly Joe