Chick: … But it’s on­ly about the size of a straw­ber­ry.
Dude: And all I’m say­ing is that a strate­gi­cal­ly placed straw­ber­ry can ex­ert a sur­pris­ing amount of pres­sure.
Ran­dom passer­by: Right on!

Seat­tle, Wash­ing­ton

Over­heard by: snick­er­pants