Prep­py girl: I woke up this morn­ing and my legs were so sore! And then I could­n’t re­mem­ber why they were hurt­ing! I was so wor­ried, es­pe­cial­ly since I went out last night and Wednes­day nights are usu­al­ly when I stay in. And I could­n’t re­mem­ber any­thing that hap­pened. But then I thought, “Oh, wait, I went to the gym yes­ter­day. That must be it.”

Lawrence Hall, Col­gate Uni­ver­si­ty
Hamil­ton, New York