Sales­man to guy pur­chas­ing new phone: Yeah, we can to­tal­ly trans­fer all your con­tacts and cal­en­dar and stuff to this new phone.
Guy (in Eng­lish ac­cent): Well, can you do that on this oth­er mod­el?
Sales­man: No, you can’t trans­fer your con­tacts from your old one to this mod­el.
Guy (in Eng­lish ac­cent): Oh, that does­n’t mat­ter. I don’t have any friends.

Austin, Texas