Five-year-old girl (point­ing at pe­nis on sculp­ture in mu­se­um): Dad­dy, what’s that?
Dad­dy: What do you think it is?
Girl’s lit­tle sis­ter: It’s a butt!
Five-year-old girl (pause, whis­pers in amaze­ment): It’s a pe­nis.

Har­vard
Cam­bridge, Mass­a­chu­setts

Over­heard by: loves smart kids