Girl­friend: So, you don’t be­lieve in vam­pires, right?
Boyfriend: Nope.
Girl­friend: Okay, but do you be­lieve in ghosts?
Boyfriend: No, I told you I don’t be­lieve in that stuff.
Girl­friend: But you at least be­lieve in witch­es, right?
Boyfriend: No!
Girl­friend (ex­as­per­at­ed): Now you’re just be­ing naive!

Toron­to
Cana­dia

Over­heard by: king­dub­by