Man to store em­ploy­ee: It’s one of those re­al es­tate in­vest­ment books, the yel­low ones.
Em­ploy­ee: Let’s see, fol­low me… Is this what you were look­ing for?
Man: No, no, that’s the one for id­iots, I want the one for dum­mies.

Barnes & No­ble
San Diego, Cal­i­for­nia

Over­heard by: Lisa