Frat boy to friends: So, I look at him and think, “I’m not such a good friend that I’m gonna help him here.” He was halfway off his air mat­tress and his tighty whities were soaked with ei­ther sweat or urine
Friend #1: I’d have kept away too. I hope it was sweat.
Friend #2: Nah, dude. He’s a piss­er.

Brown Line Train
Chica­go, Illi­nois

Over­heard by: Jim