Wannabe cow­boy on cell: Dude, I got­ta tell you about my STD from the silent film era! (long pause) Okay, ready? Okay: I made out with a chick who was 52 years old!

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/363455312/chick.html

Over­heard by: hope she had a char­lie chap­lin mus­tache