Chick #1: I have tooth­paste on my crotch.
Chick #2: Uh… What?
Chick #1: I was brush­ing my teeth this af­ter­noon and I got ex­cit­ed.

http://overheardatwestern.blogspot.com/2007/04/was-it-electric-toothbrush.html

Over­heard by: na­tal­ie