Guy on cell: And I want­ed to say, es­sen­tial­ly, “Bitch, my of­fice man­ages eight bil­lion a year, so shut the fuck up”–but in the re­fined and en­light­ened way one would say such a thing in the coun­try club din­ing room.

San­ta Rosa, Cal­i­for­nia

Over­heard by: Rose Fox