Dopey girl: I once figured out the secret of life.
Friend: Really? What?
Dopey girl: You see, that’s the problem.
Friend: What do you mean?
Dopey girl: I forgot it.
Friend: Well, that sucks.
Dopey girl: Yeah. I would’ve made a lot of money off of that too.
Friend: Well, if it comes back to you…
Dopey girl: Oh – don’t worry. You’ll be the first to know.
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